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Statistically Ugly Unisex Tee

Statistically Ugly Unisex Tee

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The Numbers Don’t Lie. But They Also Don’t Care.

Two faces. One labelled Perfect. One labelled Student.
Statistically speaking? You're not ideal.
But here’s the thing—nobody who changed the world ever came from a control group.

This design is cold, clinical, and uncomfortably familiar.
The real message? You're worth more than the boxes you're sorted into.

Product features

  • 100% Airlume cotton

  • Retail fit

  • Ethically made

  • Tear-away label

Made for the outliers.
Wear it like a rejection letter from the algorithm.

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